THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A SORE JAW

No, nobody punched me. No, it was not from flapping my gums too much. It is from that mouthguard I got about a week back. WTF? When the dentist was taking the mold, he kept telling me I was biting down “wrong”, and kept making me adjust how I was biting. I asked him, “Isn’t…

MY FAT OLD LADY ASS IS A MATTRESS KILLER

Even with turning the mattress now and then, I will eventually totally smush down my side of the bed. Our last mattress, I had to stay decidedly toward the center or risk simply rolling downhill and waking up on the floor. Enter Big Fig Mattress. We’ve been hearing about this brand for some time now.…