THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS CLOBBERED

The other day, I’m sitting in my recliner enjoying a lovely Michigan early summer afternoon.  Ahhhhhhh. Then my phone starts clamoring for my attention. Severe thunderstorm warning – set to start in approximately 30 minutes. I look at the precipitation tracker on my weather app, and sure as shit, there is a huge storm system…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS WALKED OUT ON

Okay.  Not just me, but this is an example of the joys of live theater. When I am (physically) able, I participate in a group of performing senior citizens out of The Midland Center for the Performing Arts called the Golden Guild. Are we great?  Not even close, but we have so much fun and…

THIS FAT OLD LADY DITCHES COSTCO

Last year, about this time, I purchased a Costco Membership in order to buy supplies for my brother-in-law’s big retirement bash. I used it exactly twice. Once when I got it, and once when I filled up with gas – relying on the usually great gas deals at Costco – only this time, the price…