THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – THE DOG

Today, I have been told repeatedly on FaceBook is International Dog Day (aka National Dog Day). International Dog Day was founded in 2004 by Pet & Family Lifestyle Expert, Animal Rescue Advocate, Conservationist, Dog Trainer and Author, Colleen Paige, who you might recognize as also having set up other pet holidays, like National Kitten Day, and even…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S WTF WEDNESDAY – FUCKING KAISER

I have decided that the true name of my HMO is not Kaiser Permanente.  It is Fucking Kaiser. I almost never have interactions with my HMO without, at some point, thinking (and sometimes saying out loud) “fucking Kaiser”. At least this time, it was not one big ass disaster of frustration that leaves me screaming…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ME MONDAY – RED STRIPES

Red and white striped tops somehow mean “summer” to me. I only have one red and white striped top.  I find that red and white striped tops in fat old lady sizes are not easy to find.  Perhaps because many retailers believe that horizontal stripes of any color should be eschewed by fat people. Fuck…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – BE CRAFTY NOW

I have a ton of craft supplies for various crafts that I used to do and keep thinking one day will do again. Who am I kidding? I doubt I have the eyesight or hand coordination to do things like hand bead weaving anymore.  I tell myself I keep all those beads because I can…