THIS FAT OLD LADY IS DISAPPOINTED

Newsflash – fat children existed in the 1960s. I just hate to be disappointed by one of my heroes. I recently found out that an artist whom I really admired was FaceBook friends with one of my friends. I sent the artist a friend request (with an explanation that she didn’t know me but I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS CLIPPED

  (Basically, this haircut, only red instead of blond) In April, I got my hair cut into a smart bob. Prior to that I had let it grow to the wad it up and pin it on top of your head length. And I haven’t had a haircut since April. As I have bitched before,…

THIS FAT OLD LADY LEARNS A NEW TRICK

I have worn body mics in a lot of shows; but during my most recent show (Irene – I played Geraldine O’Dare, Irene’s mother, and quite frankly, I rocked it thanks to a great director, staff, crew and rest of the cast – truly wonderful folks all), we were asked to handle the mics with…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS AVENGED

Have you seen the Avengers? The 2012 movie, not the new one. Of course you have. Since we spare ourselves the trauma of watching a movie in a movie theater (where narrow seats pinch my fat old lady ass and the floors are sticky with things best not thought of – much less stepped in),…

THIS FAT OLD LADY BRAGS ON HER HOME STATE

Michigan is in the news! And it’s good news – sort of. Michigan is the only state in the United States that has head lice that have not mutated and become resistant to over-the-counter treatments! Um. Whoo-hoo? Seems that head lice in a lot of states have become resistant to pyrethroids, the active ingredient in…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A QUESTION FOR PUTIN

I open up Yahoo this morning and there’s this picture of Putin in a mini-sub that is (supposedly) headed down to the bottom of the Black Sea. Okay. Don’t know why that is so exciting but fine. Whatever. But I have one question – to the right of Putin’s head – is that a roll…