THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – GLADIOLAS

Does anyone else remember all the homes that used to sell bunches of gladiolas this time of year?  They all had signs out front and a bucket with bunches of gladiolas. Maybe people were more trustworthy then? Or maybe it was because you bought glads for your mom and what kind of scungy-mungy gave their…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ME MONDAY – HERE I SIT

Tomorrow is my lumpectomy for breast cancer. Here I sit, freshly scrubbed and shampooed, wrapped in a towel. Waiting. I have to wait an hour and then wipe down with antiseptic body wipes. I am supposed to use 1 wipe for each of the designated areas of my body. There are four designated areas to…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ME MONDAY – MY FUNERAL

I was zooming with my sister Linda and her daughter Jo when the topic of pre-death planning came up (because we’re cheery like that).  We’re kind of cremation (smoke ’em if you got ’em) kind of family; but the question of a funeral/viewing came up. I had never wanted a viewing or funeral per se.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – SPRING BREAK

I only really went on spring break once in my life.  And I wasn’t even in college. I had just finished performing in what turned out to be my last season with the Fischer Troupe with an ignominious performance with almost total laryngitis due to having to change a tire in the middle of a…