As I have mentioned before (I think – but you know, I’m an OLD fat lady, so forgetting is part of my “charm”), I hate going to the dentist. And yet I go often. Because I have inherited my mother’s crappy teeth, it behooves me to go for cleanings every 3 months instead of every…
This is actress Jenie Jackson: This is me (in the musical Day in Hollywood/Night in the Ukraine): Holy crap! Right? I was unaware of my likeness to Jenie Jackson until a Twitter follower (who is a fan of Ms. Jackson) brought it to my attention. So am I her doppelganger (I assume that the one…
I’m sure I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. Every body is a good body. It’s true. Even if parts of your body don’t work as well as you would wish, or as well as they used to, every day your body does amazing things. Take an anatomy class, you’ll be blown away to…
I swear it’s true. After my shower, I can dry dry dry (and we all know 3 in a row wins) with my fluffy towel, and still I’m not totally dry. Face it, fat old ladies have many nooks and crannies and they seem to store water better than a camel in the desert. Being…
Not even cat shit, which we all know is the nastiest shit there is. Personally, I believe that most (if not all) women are born with a gene that allows them to deal with shit (literally). It makes evolutionary sense. Who else is going to deal with centuries of dirty diapers? Anyhow. Our beautiful…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 