THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HOOKED UP

  My darling husband decided we needed to upgrade our cable equipment.  He wasn’t wrong.  Our equipment is very old (and yes, this is true of us personally as well as the cable company equipment – but cable company upgrades to equipment are free). So he unhooked everything, and I took my silly ass down…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HANDY AS F*CK

  Particularly proud of myself tonight. The toilet in my bathroom kept running, stopping, running, ad infinitum. Argh. This toilet has been such a pain in the ass.  Always something not working right.  And of course, it isn’t easy to get to because I, in my questionable wisdom, put an over-the-toilet space saver over the…

IT’S OFFICIAL THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A MUSCLE

Yay! I know that sounds odd (and no I’m not surprised that I have a muscle – you carry around a fat old lady body, you got some muscles under all that fat).  But I have this reoccurring severe pain in my side/back.  I’ve been worried it could be kidney stones or kidney trouble (even…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS NOT THE GIRLIEST OF GIRLY GIRLS

  I belong to MyPoints.  They send you e-mail ads.  (I’ll explain about MyPoints later in this post.) The subject line for this one was Today Only! Shop the philosophy collection at QVC. I’m thinking on the lines of Nietzsche or metaphysics. Imagine my disappointment when I find it is a line of skincare products.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GOES BACK TO THE FUTURE

  We have a new microwave. Our old microwave died.  Our old microwave is no more.  It has ceased to be.  It is bereft of life.  It rests in peace. It is an ex-microwave. Our old microwave was a very old microwave, and it served us well for many (many) years. I was so looking forward to…