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THIS FAT OLD LADY’S FAT FRIDAY – MY FAT OLD LADY BUTT

(You’ve been warned – this contains butt stuff – and not the fun kind.) As a person of a certain age (that age being OLD AF), every year my HMO (Kaiser) asks me to dip a stick into my poop and mail it back to them.  (For this, I deeply and sincerely apologize to the…

January 8, 2021 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – WHEN WILL I LEARN THAT SUPER GLUE IS NOT MY FRIEND?

I was de-trimming the tree and putting all the ornaments in their new homes in plastic storage bins.  Almost done. Then, I drop an ornament.  (Of course I did) And it broke. (Of course it did) Fuck.  And of course, it was a special ornament.  One made by my mom (who is long deceased).  Double…

January 8, 2021 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S WTF WEDNESDAY – WE ALL KNOW WTF IS WTF RIGHT NOW

If you have to ask, you are not paying attention. Talk to you tomorrow.

January 7, 2021 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S THEATER TUESDAY – CLEANING OUT THE PIPES

When I made my little holiday video, I became very much aware that I haven’t really sung for about 9 months.  Like any set of muscles that you don’t exercise regularly, your voice can suffer greatly from disuse.  To the rescue – Franz Linzinger. Franz is the gentleman I work with when I feel the…

January 6, 2021 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ME MONDAY – MY CROCK POT HATES ME

And the feeling is mutual. At least until I need it and it actually does what it is supposed to do. New Year’s Day’s dinner was supposed to be homemade potatoes au gratin with ham (and a side of veggies).  I timely peeled my potatoes and sliced them nice and thin.  I mixed the soup,…

January 5, 2021 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – MY MIND, GOD (TIDBI) DO I MISS IT

Today is New Year’s Eve Day. Apparently, our offices are closed. I have a list of our office’s holidays – I have it entered the dates into my Google Calendar; I have the list on my desktop (so I don’t have to try to look it up).  And yet … I signed in for work…

December 31, 2020 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S WTF WEDNESDAY –WTF APPLE

OMG. Would Apple please get the fuck off of my back? My iPhone has been nagging me forever to go to two-step logins. I finally caved and agreed to it. Only, my iPhone would not take my password.  It wouldn’t take my password on the first try and then locked me out of my Apple…

December 31, 2020 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S WHAT YOU WATCHING TUESDAY – TINY PRETTY THINGS

I’m getting tired of titles like this; but this is still a wonderful series on Netflix. A murder mystery set in an elite ballet school.  Tons of teenage angst and rivalry. A whole lot of sex.  Apparently everyone in the dance world is fucking everyone else in the dance world.  Where do they find the…

December 29, 2020 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ME MONDAY – THE LAST WEEK OF THE YEAR

When I was a kid the last week of the year was always one of my favorites.  I had all my new stuff from Christmas to play with; no school for a week; and my folks still went to work – leaving my sister and I to enjoy the house without parental supervision.  Ahhhhh.  (And…

December 29, 2020 in Uncategorized.

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – CHRISTMAS EVE DAY

Growing up, Christmas eve was special. For most of my life, this is when we would put up the Christmas tree.  (That way, we would first see it lit, in all it’s glory, on Christmas morning.) One year – I don’t remember if it was the day before Christmas or the day before New Year’s,…

December 24, 2020 in Uncategorized.

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