THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – SCHOOL EXAMS

Remember when you used to get hearing tests at school?  They stressed me out so much.  I was stressed because I didn’t know my left from my right and I was sure they were going to ask me to use those identifiers during the test.  The reason I didn’t know my left from my right…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S WTF WEDNESDAY – WHAT NEXT?

People who know me, know that I am not easily horrified. I am now kind of horrified. The skin on my nipple is peeling. WTSF? I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.  But mostly, I’ll probably laugh (with just a dash of hysteria). I have entered bizarro-world.  The skin on your nipple isn’t…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ME MONDAY – MY BOOB HURTS

Let me tell you something.  When they tell you that the worst side effects from radiation treatment happen after treatment ends, they aren’t fucking kidding. Son of a bitch, this is miserable. I don’t know how it is for other folks, but for me, it’s not terrible pain or anything (well mostly anyway) just it’s…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S FAT FRIDAY – OLGA GROMOVA

Olga Gromova is a cartoonist/illustrator/artist who lives in Moscow.  And her work is a delight.  There is something about Russian art and fat people that just goes together; especially old fat people and Gromova’s art mainly features fat old people and while I cannot read the captions (which I assume are in Russian), I can…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TBT – WEST HOLLYWOOD

One of the (many) places I lived in the Los Angeles area was West Hollywood – just off of La Cienega and Melrose. What a great place to live.  Best shopping ever.  This was before all the chi-chi shops moved onto Melrose and drove the prices sky-high.  This was when Melrose was the home of…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S WTF WEDNESDAY – WTF AMAZON

I ordered three items from Amazon – a HUGE bottle of ibuprofen; some foundation makeup that I wanted to try; and a coffee mug. I received from Amazon a set of queen-sized “luxury” sheets, two square pillow forms, and 2 white fake fur covers for the pillow forms. WTF? Now, I realize that what I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S ME MONDAY – FIREWORKS, FEH

I like fireworks okay.  But the age of ooh and ahs are long behind me.  Probably the most I’ve enjoyed fireworks was the years in Claremont where some of us helped the professionals set up for their show.  If you wanted, you could also shoot off some of the big ones during the show –…