THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS HER DROOL ON

Ranch flavored Fritos? Why did nobody tell me about these? How long have these existed without me knowing? Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Thank you snack food gods.  I have truly been blessed by you.

THIS FAT OLD LADY MAKES GRAVY-ISH STUFF

Okay, that title sounds disgusting. What I mean is, I made a goulash recipe that called for the addition of water and flour to thicken it – something that I usually avoid (explaining all the “soupy” meals I foist on my hubby) because it scares me and because I personally cannot abide flour lumps in…