THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS SHAKY WITH IT

Lucky supermarket almost had a fat old lady down in the dairy department today. Holy crap. For the first time, I had an attack with low blood sugar. Not fun. I absolutely thought I was going to black out.  My hands were red and shaking – a lot.  I was in a cold sweat. And…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS GOING TO LEARN CPR

As soon as the holidays are over, I am finding, signing up for and taking a class in CPR and possibly other first aid. Today, I was at our local Home Depot and one of the cashiers collapsed. I don’t know what happened to her – she was behind me when it happened. I turned…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS TROUBLES

(Sad car is sad.) I got Troubles, my friend, with a capital T – that stands for Toyota. If I believed in God, I would certainly be accusing such deity of fucking with me – yet again. Remember last February, when we were going to head up to Snowater, Washington (about ½ way up Mt.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY WANTS TO UNDERSTAND

Okay.  I would like some help here and I have a suggestion. First, it is not anybody’s job to provide me with an explanation – I understand that having to explain to others about your position can be a burden.  So while I would like an explanation and/or discussion; I am certainly not demanding it. …

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS FRIGID – AIRE

It is finally here.  Our new refrigerator was delivered yesterday. Hallelujah. This has been such an adventure.  And you know how much I LOVE adventures. When I ordered it Home Depot said it would be delivered October 29.  You may have noticed, this is not October 29 – nor is yesterday. I got a call…

THIS FAT OLD LADY FLIES WHILE FAT

Like many fat people, flying holds special stress for me. We do as much as we can to reduce that stress by preparing. It also helps that I have no problem telling the people at the airline and airport that they are dealing with a fat old lady. I know I’m fat. I know I’m…