THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER DOSE OF IRONY

Many people love Oprah Winfrey. I respect and admire the woman; but I don’t love her.  I don’t love her because Oprah Winfrey does not love herself. Oprah has spent a lifetime battling her own body.  She is the queen of weight recycling, and body (self) hatred. Being the boss of her own underpants, that…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS READY TO HIT THE ROAD

What happened to Google Maps? It used to be wonderful.  Easy to use.  Great results.  You could get the information you needed with a minimum of fuss and bother. Did somebody let Microsoft loose on this program? We are going to be taking a trip.  We will be driving. Actually, I will be driving. I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HUMBLED AND SORE

What I think my chair dancing will be like! What my chair dancing actually looks like (and yes, that is me, about 20 or so years ago, in a crazy show called Bloodlines – PRETTY!) My healthcare consultant suggested that I check out “chair dancing” as a way for exercising. That’s chair dancing – not…

WHY IS THIS FAT OLD LADY STILL AWAKE?

Every night, I tell myself, tonight I’ll get to bed at a reasonable time. Every night, suddenly, it’s midnight and I’m still at the computer. And that means, I still need to give Ollie his medicine and food for the night. I still need to give Leo his treats. I still need to clean the…

THIS FAT OLD LADY LOVES OLIVER

I thought I would give you all an update on how our gray fluff cat Oliver is doing. He is doing much better.  Not perfect, but better. He gets prednisone twice a day.  I’m not thrilled about it because I know, long term, prednisone can destroy his thigh muscles.  At least that’s what happened to our…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS GETTING CHILL

My dear husband believes (and I believe him) that our refrigerator is about to go kaput.  This is not bad news to me.  I’ve been wanting a new refrigerator for some time. I was put in charge of Project Refrigerator, with the request that we have a new one in place before we leave on…