THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER DOSE OF IRONY

Many people love Oprah Winfrey. I respect and admire the woman; but I don’t love her.  I don’t love her because Oprah Winfrey does not love herself. Oprah has spent a lifetime battling her own body.  She is the queen of weight recycling, and body (self) hatred. Being the boss of her own underpants, that…

THIS FAT OLD LADY BRAGS ON HER HOME STATE

Michigan is in the news! And it’s good news – sort of. Michigan is the only state in the United States that has head lice that have not mutated and become resistant to over-the-counter treatments! Um. Whoo-hoo? Seems that head lice in a lot of states have become resistant to pyrethroids, the active ingredient in…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A QUESTION FOR PUTIN

I open up Yahoo this morning and there’s this picture of Putin in a mini-sub that is (supposedly) headed down to the bottom of the Black Sea. Okay. Don’t know why that is so exciting but fine. Whatever. But I have one question – to the right of Putin’s head – is that a roll…