THIS FAT OLD LADY IS DEPRESSED

At least, our front yard is. Remember last year, which a good proportion of was spent dealing with the township putting in a storm drainage system (to help the people who live in the back corner of our neighborhood who were having a lot of flooding issues)?  We lost 3 huge oak trees out front? …

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS STRESSED

When I was scheduled for my first (treadmill) stress test, the nurse took one look at me and said (or at least thought loudly), “Oh hell no.”  Fast forward a few weeks, and I’m at the hospital for a chemical-induced stress test.  They are so cute there.  So worried about my modesty. What modesty?  I’m…