THIS FAT OLD LADY SOLVES THE FLOODS AND DROUGHTS

You probably know that California is in the midst of a terrible drought and Texas is pretty much under water. What to do? Well, remember that pipeline the oil companies wanted to put across the country to carry oil from Canada all the way down to Texas (because what could possible go wrong with that)?…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S TALE OF TWO RICHARDS

  It was the best of times, it was the worst of times … okay, it was just the best of times. A dear friend from Los Angeles was up in my area and called to get together. As if this wasn’t fun enough, he was accompanied by his dear friend from Australia! Someone I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS GETS A PRECIOUS GIFT

Cousin Alice and this fat old lady! My birthday happened. It was a good day. I was so touched by all the greetings and good wishes by all of my friends and family. At my (advanced) age, birthdays are not really about receiving gifts. But my friends Storm and Kristopher got me a Kindle book…

THIS FAT OLD LADY KEEPS ON KEEPING ON

    It’s my birthday. Holy crap. How did I get this old? This is the first birthday in I don’t know how long that I actually feel pretty okay about my birthday. Usually, I’d just as soon ignore the whole thing. But this year, I’m all, like, it’s my birthday dammit! No big plans.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY AND HER HUBBY ARE SOOTHED

My darling hubby loves trees. They soothe him. And while the City of San Jose is not a cement jungle, it’s not a forest either. This is why our trip to Glacier, Washington was such a treat for him. Well, we now have a soothing place to go that is much much closer. Only an…