It’s morning, I have had a sip of coffee, but (obviously) not enough caffeine to get the morning dust bunnies out of my head. I lean over to pick up my sweater from the kitchen chair – and WHAM …. I jam my face (more particularly my left eye) into the corner of the back of the chair!
Thank the Gods for eye-glasses! Eye-glasses with plastic, not so easy to break lenses!
So instead of getting (at least) a black eye or (at worst) losing an eye (because then it is no longer fun and games, you know); I just had my glasses jammed a bit uncomfortably against my face.
You know, of course, that caffeine is a drug.
And many drugs warn you not to operate heavy machinery when under the effects of the drug.
Well, I need a warning about not tangling with sweaters on chairs until I have ingested enough caffeine to safely deal with said sweater.