THIS FAT OLD LADY GOES BACK TO THE FUTURE

  We have a new microwave. Our old microwave died.  Our old microwave is no more.  It has ceased to be.  It is bereft of life.  It rests in peace. It is an ex-microwave. Our old microwave was a very old microwave, and it served us well for many (many) years. I was so looking forward to…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER ROOTS DONE

  I have lousy teeth.  I have always had lousy teeth, and hence, a great fear of dentists. My mouth is full of crowns and bridgework. I thought once your teeth were covered up with a crown/bridge, you didn’t have to worry about them anymore.  Except for maybe a cavity at the edge. Wrong. I…