The itsy bitsy spider was in my bed last night He wandered down my leg and took more than one bite. Now the itsy bitsy spider is underneath my bed And if the cats would do their job that fucker would be dead. I’m allergic to spider bites (in fact most insect bites),…
Question: Is there an existing organization, place, or group where fat people and those who support them can unite to improve the lives of fat people? I envision a place where fat people are encouraged to live their best possible lives where and who they are now. I envision a place where all fat people…
Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold. As a Girl Scout, I learned the above little ditty, and now in my fat old age, I find it is so true. Last week, we got together with my friend Kristopher and his partner Storm. Kristopher and I have known…
Everybody thinks giving a dog a mouthful of peanut butter is hilarious. And they’re right. Happy dog, happy people. Win-win. Cats are generally to dignified to stoop to such antics (plus they like peanut butter but are not crazed for it like a dog is). Yesterday, however, I discovered that our tabby Leo really likes…
Looking for a fun, kind of sweet and off-center movie? Give The Grand Budapest Hotel a try. It has a little bit of everything. The cast is a who’s who of people you want to see in movies – and you don’t even notice until you read the credits at the end. All these famous…
Okay – not really. I mean, I’m not happy that our old blind cat Salem is sick. However, I am tickled that we have a diagnosis. Salem has had a lifetime of health issues (particularly with his eyes, hence our old blind cat); but it was always vague and we could never get a diagnosis…
I have a favorite supermarket – Lucky. It’s not the greatest supermarket; the selection isn’t amazing; the prices aren’t mind blowing; and parking is usually pretty good. It is convenient and it is familiar. I also like the checkers and the baggers – bunch of nice people. However, it seems like my Lucky store wants…
I have said it before, and I’ll repeat it (not that it bears repeating), I am not on the cutting edge of anything; which is why we are just now watching The Heat, starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy (two of my favorite actors). Holy crap, y’all. I LOVE this movie. If you have not…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 