THIS FAT OLD LADY HATES THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER

  The itsy bitsy spider was in my bed last night He wandered down my leg and took more than one bite. Now the itsy bitsy spider is underneath my bed And if the cats would do their job that fucker would be dead.   I’m allergic to spider bites (in fact most insect bites),…

ANY HELP FOR THIS FAT OLD LADY?

Question: Is there an existing organization, place, or group where fat people and those who support them can unite to improve the lives of fat people? I envision a place where fat people are encouraged to live their best possible lives where and who they are now. I envision a place where all fat people…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER WICKED ON

Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold. As a Girl Scout, I learned the above little ditty, and now in my fat old age, I find it is so true. Last week, we got together with my friend Kristopher and his partner Storm. Kristopher and I have known…

THIS FAT OLD LADY FEEDS HER CAT A PEEPS

Everybody thinks giving a dog a mouthful of peanut butter is hilarious. And they’re right. Happy dog, happy people. Win-win. Cats are generally to dignified to stoop to such antics (plus they like peanut butter but are not crazed for it like a dog is). Yesterday, however, I discovered that our tabby Leo really likes…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HAPPY TO HAVE A SICK CAT

Okay – not really. I mean, I’m not happy that our old blind cat Salem is sick. However, I am tickled that we have a diagnosis. Salem has had a lifetime of health issues (particularly with his eyes, hence our old blind cat); but it was always vague and we could never get a diagnosis…