The itsy bitsy spider was in my bed last night

He wandered down my leg and took more than one bite.

Now the itsy bitsy spider is underneath my bed

And if the cats would do their job that fucker would be dead.

I’m allergic to spider bites (in fact most insect bites), so now I have some holes (literally) in my leg.

And then the little fucker came back the next night for an encore on the other leg!