THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HOOKED UP

  My darling husband decided we needed to upgrade our cable equipment.  He wasn’t wrong.  Our equipment is very old (and yes, this is true of us personally as well as the cable company equipment – but cable company upgrades to equipment are free). So he unhooked everything, and I took my silly ass down…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HANDY AS F*CK

  Particularly proud of myself tonight. The toilet in my bathroom kept running, stopping, running, ad infinitum. Argh. This toilet has been such a pain in the ass.  Always something not working right.  And of course, it isn’t easy to get to because I, in my questionable wisdom, put an over-the-toilet space saver over the…