THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS FRIGID – AIRE

It is finally here.  Our new refrigerator was delivered yesterday. Hallelujah. This has been such an adventure.  And you know how much I LOVE adventures. When I ordered it Home Depot said it would be delivered October 29.  You may have noticed, this is not October 29 – nor is yesterday. I got a call…

THIS FAT OLD LADY FLIES WHILE FAT

Like many fat people, flying holds special stress for me. We do as much as we can to reduce that stress by preparing. It also helps that I have no problem telling the people at the airline and airport that they are dealing with a fat old lady. I know I’m fat. I know I’m…

MY FAT ASS IS STILL FAT AND APT TO BE AROUND A WHILE LONGER

“Total and annual percent change in age-standardized death rates and years of potential life lost before age 75 years for all causes combined and for heart disease, cancer, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), stroke, unintentional injuries, and diabetes mellitus.” http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=2466136 YAY! Between 1969 and 2013, for All causes of death there was a 42.9% reduction.…

HOW DOES THIS FAT OLD LADY READ SO MANY BOOKS

I’ve had a few comments on GoodReads and FaceBook about how many books I read. There are a few reasons for this: I’m reading when I should be doing other things (like house cleaning); I read pretty fast; I have a shitty computer; and Google sucks I keep my Kindle handy while I am on…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER DOSE OF IRONY

Many people love Oprah Winfrey. I respect and admire the woman; but I don’t love her.  I don’t love her because Oprah Winfrey does not love herself. Oprah has spent a lifetime battling her own body.  She is the queen of weight recycling, and body (self) hatred. Being the boss of her own underpants, that…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS READY TO HIT THE ROAD

What happened to Google Maps? It used to be wonderful.  Easy to use.  Great results.  You could get the information you needed with a minimum of fuss and bother. Did somebody let Microsoft loose on this program? We are going to be taking a trip.  We will be driving. Actually, I will be driving. I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HUMBLED AND SORE

What I think my chair dancing will be like! What my chair dancing actually looks like (and yes, that is me, about 20 or so years ago, in a crazy show called Bloodlines – PRETTY!) My healthcare consultant suggested that I check out “chair dancing” as a way for exercising. That’s chair dancing – not…