ANY HELP FOR THIS FAT OLD LADY?

Question: Is there an existing organization, place, or group where fat people and those who support them can unite to improve the lives of fat people? I envision a place where fat people are encouraged to live their best possible lives where and who they are now. I envision a place where all fat people…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER WICKED ON

Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold. As a Girl Scout, I learned the above little ditty, and now in my fat old age, I find it is so true. Last week, we got together with my friend Kristopher and his partner Storm. Kristopher and I have known…

THIS FAT OLD LADY FEEDS HER CAT A PEEPS

Everybody thinks giving a dog a mouthful of peanut butter is hilarious. And they’re right. Happy dog, happy people. Win-win. Cats are generally to dignified to stoop to such antics (plus they like peanut butter but are not crazed for it like a dog is). Yesterday, however, I discovered that our tabby Leo really likes…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HAPPY TO HAVE A SICK CAT

Okay – not really. I mean, I’m not happy that our old blind cat Salem is sick. However, I am tickled that we have a diagnosis. Salem has had a lifetime of health issues (particularly with his eyes, hence our old blind cat); but it was always vague and we could never get a diagnosis…

THIS FAT OLD LADY LOVES THE HEAT

I have said it before, and I’ll repeat it (not that it bears repeating), I am not on the cutting edge of anything; which is why we are just now watching The Heat, starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy (two of my favorite actors). Holy crap, y’all. I LOVE this movie. If you have not…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A DENTAL ADVENTURE

I hate going to the dentist; just like pretty much everyone else. I have, however, found and trained up a very good dentist here in San Jose. We have a deal – he doesn’t hurt me, I don’t hurt him. Seriously. Once he hit a nerve and my hand went out (I swear it was…