There are several special paintings/prints from my childhood which fascinated me.  I possess three of them. First, is a painting/print (I think it’s a fake oil) from my Grandma’s house that used to hang in the living room.  I really should take a photo of it; but for now, since it’s not hanging, let me…

Every time some ass hat gets caught doing something horrible and is called out publicly on it, the first thing they say is “But that’s not who I am.” BULL FUCKING SHIT. Yes, that is who you are and we have the video to prove it. How many purely crappy, fucked up shit, did you…

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 13. I just watched episode 1 last night; and looking forward to catching up with episode 2.  It is a good show for pandemic safety.  The show does not allow the contestants to have contact with family and friends during taping anyway … so just tighten up that isolation and create…

I am the Aunt Terri of my family.  I have never had children, and this has left me free to lead a reasonably interesting and unfettered life.  I am old and fat. And there is very little that I truly give a fuck about; which makes it pretty damn hard to embarrass me. In my…

(You’ve been warned – this contains butt stuff – and not the fun kind.) As a person of a certain age (that age being OLD AF), every year my HMO (Kaiser) asks me to dip a stick into my poop and mail it back to them.  (For this, I deeply and sincerely apologize to the…

I was de-trimming the tree and putting all the ornaments in their new homes in plastic storage bins.  Almost done. Then, I drop an ornament.  (Of course I did) And it broke. (Of course it did) Fuck.  And of course, it was a special ornament.  One made by my mom (who is long deceased).  Double…

If you have to ask, you are not paying attention. Talk to you tomorrow.

When I made my little holiday video, I became very much aware that I haven’t really sung for about 9 months.  Like any set of muscles that you don’t exercise regularly, your voice can suffer greatly from disuse.  To the rescue – Franz Linzinger. Franz is the gentleman I work with when I feel the…

And the feeling is mutual. At least until I need it and it actually does what it is supposed to do. New Year’s Day’s dinner was supposed to be homemade potatoes au gratin with ham (and a side of veggies).  I timely peeled my potatoes and sliced them nice and thin.  I mixed the soup,…

Today is New Year’s Eve Day. Apparently, our offices are closed. I have a list of our office’s holidays – I have it entered the dates into my Google Calendar; I have the list on my desktop (so I don’t have to try to look it up).  And yet … I signed in for work…