THIS FAT OLD LADY IS GOING TO LEARN CPR

As soon as the holidays are over, I am finding, signing up for and taking a class in CPR and possibly other first aid. Today, I was at our local Home Depot and one of the cashiers collapsed. I don’t know what happened to her – she was behind me when it happened. I turned…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS TROUBLES

(Sad car is sad.) I got Troubles, my friend, with a capital T – that stands for Toyota. If I believed in God, I would certainly be accusing such deity of fucking with me – yet again. Remember last February, when we were going to head up to Snowater, Washington (about ½ way up Mt.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY WANTS TO UNDERSTAND

Okay.  I would like some help here and I have a suggestion. First, it is not anybody’s job to provide me with an explanation – I understand that having to explain to others about your position can be a burden.  So while I would like an explanation and/or discussion; I am certainly not demanding it. …

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS FRIGID – AIRE

It is finally here.  Our new refrigerator was delivered yesterday. Hallelujah. This has been such an adventure.  And you know how much I LOVE adventures. When I ordered it Home Depot said it would be delivered October 29.  You may have noticed, this is not October 29 – nor is yesterday. I got a call…

ANY HELP FOR THIS FAT OLD LADY?

Question: Is there an existing organization, place, or group where fat people and those who support them can unite to improve the lives of fat people? I envision a place where fat people are encouraged to live their best possible lives where and who they are now. I envision a place where all fat people…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS AN OLD FASHIONED GIRL

  At least I am when it comes to underwear; specifically bloomers. I love bloomers. They are cute. They keep thighs from chafing. They keep your hinder from hanging out when you’re wearing a top/dress that’s kind of short. And you don’t have to be careful to sit like a lady. In fact, you can…