THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER ROOTS DONE

  I have lousy teeth.  I have always had lousy teeth, and hence, a great fear of dentists. My mouth is full of crowns and bridgework. I thought once your teeth were covered up with a crown/bridge, you didn’t have to worry about them anymore.  Except for maybe a cavity at the edge. Wrong. I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS CAT BURGLED

Literally. Every year, my dear Aunt in Michigan makes hand knit mice which are stuffed with her homegrown catnip. Needless to say, she is our cats’ favorite Aunt. Ever. These mice last the full year – well chewed and licked and loved. For some reason, these mice are also a prime target for mail theft.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S YARN

(Best cat toy EVER) Ollie was sick for so long.  He’s still thin, but the little shit is making it known that he is feeling just fine now, thank you very much. First, he started refusing his prednisone; even though it was mixed with his favorite of favorites – BUTTER. Second, Ollie has not felt…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER MICHIGAN MOJO ON

(Looks like the roads have gotten any better since we were through there on 11/26.) We were up near the Washington/Canadian border the week of Thanksgiving.  There is a timeshare place up there that we really like, and we enjoyed a very relaxing week up there.  Well worth the 2 day trip to get there. We…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS SHAKY WITH IT

Lucky supermarket almost had a fat old lady down in the dairy department today. Holy crap. For the first time, I had an attack with low blood sugar. Not fun. I absolutely thought I was going to black out.  My hands were red and shaking – a lot.  I was in a cold sweat. And…