MY FAT ASS IS STILL FAT AND APT TO BE AROUND A WHILE LONGER

“Total and annual percent change in age-standardized death rates and years of potential life lost before age 75 years for all causes combined and for heart disease, cancer, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), stroke, unintentional injuries, and diabetes mellitus.” http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=2466136 YAY! Between 1969 and 2013, for All causes of death there was a 42.9% reduction.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER DOSE OF IRONY

Many people love Oprah Winfrey. I respect and admire the woman; but I don’t love her.  I don’t love her because Oprah Winfrey does not love herself. Oprah has spent a lifetime battling her own body.  She is the queen of weight recycling, and body (self) hatred. Being the boss of her own underpants, that…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS HUMBLED AND SORE

What I think my chair dancing will be like! What my chair dancing actually looks like (and yes, that is me, about 20 or so years ago, in a crazy show called Bloodlines – PRETTY!) My healthcare consultant suggested that I check out “chair dancing” as a way for exercising. That’s chair dancing – not…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS SICK (APPARENTLY)

Well, actually, I did just throw up in my mouth a little bit when I saw this article. Oh boy, we now have a whole group of “Fat Concern Trolls,” getting together to help fatties like me to live with our chronic “disease” of obesity. Let me make this clear – FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! Is obesity…

THIS FAT OLD LADY BRAGS ON HER HOME STATE

Michigan is in the news! And it’s good news – sort of. Michigan is the only state in the United States that has head lice that have not mutated and become resistant to over-the-counter treatments! Um. Whoo-hoo? Seems that head lice in a lot of states have become resistant to pyrethroids, the active ingredient in…