THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A BOO-BOO HEEL

fish feetYou know that dry skin you get around your heel?

Here’s a piece of advice. Don’t fuck with it.

I was bored and peeled some off. It started to bleed. I went wandering around a science fiction convention wearing sandals.

My heel now hurts like a bitch and God only knows what crawled into it from the environs of said science fiction conventions’ floor as I strolled around.

So now I am wearing one sock (with my sandals – how chic!) and keeping a close eye on the boo-boo heel, hoping it will heal up without any major infection.

Don’t you hate being in pain and knowing it’s your own fucking stupid fault?

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One thought on “THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A BOO-BOO HEEL

  1. I get the cracky heels all the time, and used to peel them bloody regularly. I’ve found that sleeping with a good coat of vaseline and socks for a few nights keeps them from peeling and helps them heal up faster.

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