THIS FAT OLD LADY IS THE WORST WIFE EVER

sad birthday boy

So today is my dear husband’s birthday.

He said something about it yesterday, which reminded me, and always being the first to point out my own d’oh – I admitted I had totally forgotten and what would he like for his birthday that could be arranged/obtained in less than 24 hours.

Mind you, I did not forget-forget. I know when his birthday is, I simply forgot that this date was about to arrive.

Then today, I didn’t remember to wish him a happy birthday until about 11:00 a.m. as we were waiting for breakfast at our favorite Sunday morning breakfast spot.

I can only hope I have enough credit in my relationship bank account to make up for all of this.

It’s hell getting old and stupid. Just wait, you’ll find out.

Oh, and I still don’t know what we’ll do for his birthday.

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