THIS FAT OLD LADY LEARNS A NEW TRICK

Just tickled with myself I have been signed up for Spotify for a long time. However, being the smarty-mcfarty I think I am, I didn’t bother learning how to use it. This resulted in much frustration. I thought it would be more user friendly, so even a fat old lady like me could figure it…

THIS FAT OLD LADY LOVES EASTER

(I know, I was fucking adorable) I don’t really know why, but Easter has always been my favorite holiday. Maybe growing up in Michigan , I saw it as a harbinger of spring and the end of the (very long) winter. Easter meant getting a whole new outfit – new dress, new shoes, new coat…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S CAT SACK IS A SUCCESS

We have a very old, totally blind black cat named Salem. Salem loves to be held. He is not a lap cat, he wants to be held up on your shoulder, like the big baby that he is. He is very old, and I feel guilty when I don’t snuggle him up. Plus, Salem is…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GOES TO COSTCO

I just got my new membership to Costco. I haven’t had a membership to Costco for many years; mostly because I just don’t want to deal with the crowds. But through a program called “MyPoints” (check them out people – you get e-mails, you go to sites, you take surveys, and you accumulate points without…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER CRAFTY ON

Today for the first time, I was able to join in on the fun with a craft circle organized by a FaceBook friend.  I’ve been trying to make it for the past few months, but you know how it is sometimes – life just gets in the way. When I was about 6 or 7,…

MY FAT OLD LADY BUTT KILLS ANOTHER TOILET SEAT

I am really hard on toilet seats. Since the one before last (a fairly cheap plastic one) gave up the ghost pretty quickly, we opted for a good solid wooden one. Fucker cracked today. Now every time I sit, I am in very real danger of getting my nether region pinched – painfully. So off…

MY FAT OLD ASS CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE

This fat old lady just doesn’t get it. So a corporation is enough of a “person” that it has freedom of speech rights; and apparently, for a corporation, “freedom of speech” equals putting money in candidates’ pockets. And now corporations want “freedom of religion rights” because they don’t want to offer certain mandatory health benefits…