TV BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’

Every now and then, I do a binge on Walking Dead through NetFlix. Usually, all the buzz over the end of the current season, gets me back to watching the old seasons on NetFlix.

If you don’t want to hear any “spoilers” from Season 1, 2 or 3 of Walking Dead, just stop reading now.

Anyhow, I have a few issues about Walking Dead.

One – the concern over getting gasoline. Didn’t we all learn when we read The Stand, that you don’t need power to get the gas out of the underground tanks at the gas stations?

Two – why do they have to keep telling people they run across that the only way to kill walkers is go for the head? Is this a world where zombie books and movies never existed, ever? Otherwise, how do you not know that when the shambling monster comes for you, you go for the head?

Third – what is up with the women? Holy fucking crap. The zombie holocaust would be so boring without these women making incredibly stupid decisions! These kind of plot twists are not good TV they are head-bangingly stupid.

I don’t know what happens to her, but the only truly smart person so far seems to be Michonn. When I saw her using armless, jawless walkers as pack mules, the only word to describe it was “genius”.

Not just that she’s a woman, she’s the smartest person in the whole show bar none. She’s the first character who actually looks at the walker world realistically and thinks through, not just how do I survive, but how do I adapt to this new world.

The other ladies. OMG. I simply don’t care when they get munched. They had it coming, many times over, even little Sophie. All she had to do was wait for Rick to come get her – but nooooo. Even the little bitches be tripping.

And don’t even get me started on the women of the TV Show Arrow.

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