Leo is known as the puke master in our house. He is a very clean cat. Not only does he keep himself very clean, he likes to clean Murphy too. That’s a lot of cat fur and too much cat fur makes any cat a little urpy. It makes Leo very urpy. He also gets…
I have played the role of Miss Hannigan a total of three times, and I would LOVE to play her again before I die. I love Miss Hannigan. And what I find interesting is the biggest fans of my Miss Hannigan are usually the mothers of the children in the show. This is for two…
I say, when we finally come down to the Presidential debates (not just the ones to cull the current herd of Democrats), that we do the following: Anytime a candidate is caught telling a lie, they get a time out. Their mic is shut off for “x” number of minutes. This idea makes me smile.
Approximately two weeks in the making. (Whew.) Her skirt and hat are snowflakes. Adorned with sparkly snow flake buttons. Fluffy white hair and icy blue eyes. She has white lacy trim on her panties. Pearl earrings. And huge sparkly white wings. She is simply gorgeous. I had made (and sold) a snow fairy before. Looking…
My first car was an early 1960s, AMC Rambler. God I loved that car. My parents bought it for $100. They bought it because I had a broken leg, and all of our vehicles were manuals, so I couldn’t drive them, and the AMC had an automatic transmission. I was involved in many extracurricular activities.…
So the other day, I come home from grocery shopping. My hands are full of bags and I go to unlock the front door, and on the door jamb is a big black spider. Really odd looking guy – round with a white dot in the middle of its body. EWWWW. I just know that…
If you lived in the Bay City area and you did musical theater, eventually, you would work with Patricia Ankney – also known as Miss Pat. Miss Pat was short and fat, was a good, but demanding, director, and had a nasty temper if you got on her wrong side. In her later years, she…
Every year, the small city of Gilroy holds its Garlic Festival. Last year 80,000 people attended over the 3-day festival. This year, they hoped to top 100,000 (which is double the population of Gilroy). I have never attended. I have never wanted to attend because Gilroy tends to be at least 10 degrees hotter than…
Apparently Forever 21 is tired of selling plus size clothing. So tired, in fact, that recent online orders have included – wait for it – Atkins Diet Bars. Fuck you Forever 21. Fuck the Atkins Diet. Fuck all diets. Diets don’t work. And even if they did (which they don’t), where the fuck does Forever…
I went to my senior prom with Mike (Hairy Butt) Doriean. I have a feeling he was pressured into asking me by mutual friends, but hey, I got to go to the prom. (His middle moniker was due to information I was given by Pat Gray, who shared a few theatrical dressing rooms with Mr.…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 