Well, here we go. Friday, I applied for Social Security. Holy fuck. How did this happen? I remember when I figured I should die at 40 because by then I would have lived all the life I could stand to live. Ha. And here I am in all my Fat OLD Lady glory. Don’t get…

One of the things I love about drag, in general, and RuPaul’s Drag Race in particular, are the fat drag queens. They are everything – they can be hilarious, they can be gorgeous, they can be whatever they can imagine. And they always celebrate themselves. We should all take a page from their book –…

Barbie and Ken the world’s worst sex education toy. And God (whom I don’t believe in) knows I tried to figure out sex with my busty doll and her boyfriend. God (whom I don’t believe in) knows that me and my cousin Marilyn tried to figure it out. Sadly, Ken lacks Tab A and Barbie…

I know this is a common complaint. Seems, from time to time, we all bitch about people using “Reply All” when they are responding to a group e-mail. But it happens so often, I must believe at least some of the people bitching about using Reply All, are also replying all. Would you please, just…

Many people wonder what the producer does. Well, the job is in the title. The producer is in charge of making sure all the thousands of bits and pieces necessary for a show are in place and come together. They take the chaos that is making theater and actually organize it! Costumes, scenery designer and…

Growing up, I was blessed with “good” skin. Very few zits. As I grew older, the facial lines and wrinkles remained negligible. Of course part of this was because I am a FAT old lady. You can’t put a wrinkle in a bubble! Now that I am a fat OLD lady, my skin has turned…

Maybe. Maybe not. There are two (small) studies that claim it is. High Prevalence of Obesity in severe acute respiratory syndrome etc. Obesity in patients younger than 60, etc. These studies have been scrutinized and evaluated by people in the fat community who are a lot fucking smarter than I am. And those people believe…

I am pretty good at crochet. I am so-so with knitting. I can knit, but it takes a lot of concentration. I find knitting requires a level of meticulousness that is not relaxing enough to enjoy. Here’s my rule of thumb – If you make a mistake knitting, you have a hole in your project.…

Okay. I understand why, to do a capture of a video on my computer screen, it takes as long as the video. Got it. Why then does it only take about 3 minutes for Movavi to save that video into a file on my computer? And it takes Movavi less than 3 minutes to load…

I am old school theater. Really old. I grew up during the days when you didn’t have body mics. Hell, many productions I’ve done had no mics whatsoever. (That’s how old I am.) You were told to project so the people in the last row can hear you. There are good things and bad things…