I have learned that when you drive from San Jose to Los Angeles (and back), you do so one asshole at a time. And as my dear husband points out, there’s always more assholes. Here are the most common assholes you will find on this drive (keeping in mind most of the way is 2…
This is Stella – Go ahead – touch my belly – you know you want to. As you may know, many (if not most) cats do not like their belly touched. You may even have the scars to prove it. Cats take particular glee in this. They will roll over exposing that soft soft fluffy…
A number of years ago, a friend was telling us how she fell and couldn’t get up. Yeah – just like the old commercial. Actually, she was able to eventually get to her bed and was able to leverage herself upright, but it was very scary for her. Now I know how she felt –…
I went to Costco yesterday. I love Costco. I love Costco because it is known for treating its employees fairly. That means a lot to me. Of course, the great deals you get there doesn’t hurt either. I won’t shop at Walmart because I have personally known people who work for Walmart and what they…
I sometimes wonder about myself. Here’s something that happened years ago that made me laugh then and makes me laugh now. I’m at the LA zoo. There is a child sitting and swinging back and forth on a heavy chain link fence that is part of the barrier around a cactus garden. There are signs…
Last night, I attended a preview performance of my friend Steve Gray’s show. Mostly a Neil Diamond tribute, but he does other songs too – as I well know because I am on most (if not all) of his backup tracks for the show. Steve can do a wicked Neil Diamond and he has been…
Ah, that time of year when our HMO sends out the colorectal exam kits. Just one of the perks (?) of being over 51 is that our HMO wants us to send them a little scoop of poop every year. I know the test is important. I appreciate that they try to make this more…
Okay. Not really. (we actually have this hanging over our bed) But OMG. 5:00 a.m. this morning, our old blind cat, Salem, started yowling. Salem yowls are really loud and strident. And he just would not stop. I finally sat up and got him to come to me. I picked him up and petted and…
At least I am when it comes to underwear; specifically bloomers. I love bloomers. They are cute. They keep thighs from chafing. They keep your hinder from hanging out when you’re wearing a top/dress that’s kind of short. And you don’t have to be careful to sit like a lady. In fact, you can…
For the most part San Jose has a lovely mild climate. But then there are those summer days where the temps start climbing into the 90s and up. Some parts of the San Jose area get some relief from breezes off the Bay. Unfortunately, we have hills between us and the Bay, so our area…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 