First I won’t get into any argument about the proper greeting for this time of year.

I will accept anything, including a hearty and heartfelt Fuck You!

And I will respond in kind, including a hearty and heartfelt Fuck You!

It’s supposed to be the season of good will to ALL men (and women, and however else you choose to identify).

Good will does not include dictating how people are supposed to celebrate this season.

Get the fuck over yourself.

And have a merry merry / happy happy / fuck you!