WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THIS FAT OLD LADY

  I was all set to write a blog about the joys of finding a missing item. I wrote the first sentence: There are few things that are as satisfying as, after misplacing an item, you figure out where it must be – and it’s actually there! And realized, that’s all I had to say…

WEIRD DREAMING

Last night, I had one of my “story” dreams. In my dream, I’m a young woman in college, who signs up to be part of an experiment. They were looking for someone to get pregnant. I sneaked a look at the files and found out that someone else was considered to be the best “match”…

THIS FAT OLD LADY PASSES IT ON

Last night my dear husband had a hankering for cheap pizza, so off I go to our local Little Caesar’s. There are a couple of ladies waiting for their order, and a guy in front of me paying for his pizza. The guy in front of me offers to pay for the ladies who are…

THIS FAT OLD LADY WOULD LIKE A HEART OF GOLD

  The people I admire most in my personal world are those who are truly and graciously giving of themselves. I wish I had that kind of big heart, but I must admit I don’t. Yes, I can be kind and thoughtful, but there is a limit. I am protective of myself, my time and…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT

Been seeing lots of ads for the movie The Edge of Tomorrow. So let me get this straight – it’s Groundhog Day with guns? I’ll pass. I love Groundhog Day because it’s a clever idea, and I love Bill Murray. Groundhog Day doesn’t need guns. Unless it’s to get rid of Andie McDowell (one of…

THIS FAT OLD LADY HAS A BOO-BOO HEEL

You know that dry skin you get around your heel? Here’s a piece of advice. Don’t fuck with it. I was bored and peeled some off. It started to bleed. I went wandering around a science fiction convention wearing sandals. My heel now hurts like a bitch and God only knows what crawled into it…

WHAT DID THIS FAT OLD LADY EAT?

Weird, weird, dream. I was at work. A mix of the offices I worked at in LA and the old/new offices of the firm I currently work for. The offices were being redecorated. Everything was a mess, I couldn’t find where they were hiding files. But the most amazing part was the offices of the…