THIS FAT OLD LADY LOVES FRESH PINEAPPLE

pineapple

For the first time, I bought myself a fresh pineapple. I cored and skinned it and cut it into pieces and put the pieces into a zip loc bag in the refrigerator. It was a lot of work, but ooooohhh – fresh cold pineapple tastes soooooo good.

Unfortunately, I have learned that while my tastebuds may be orgasmic over fresh pineapple, the rest of me – not so much.

Lesson learned. Do not eat a bunch of fresh pineapple unless you really do want to spend the next two days on the toilet.

Who knew that anything so delicious going in could be so uncomfortable on its way out?

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