THIS FAT OLD LADY BLOWS THE STINK OFF OF HER

That’s something my (maternal) grandma used to say – “You need to get out and blow the stink off of you.”  And the older I get, the wiser those words become to me. Dear friends had a party, and for once, busy schedules cleared, stars aligned, etc. and we were able to attend! And a…

WHAT IS THIS FAT OLD LADY UP TO

You may well ask. Especially since I’ve been absent for a month. Well, the appropriate answer is of course “here” (get it, up to here – I crack myself up – now back to reality). I’ve mostly been here with no excuse for not writing blog posts. However, I did get my fat old lady…

THIS FAT OLD LADY MAKES GRAVY-ISH STUFF

Okay, that title sounds disgusting. What I mean is, I made a goulash recipe that called for the addition of water and flour to thicken it – something that I usually avoid (explaining all the “soupy” meals I foist on my hubby) because it scares me and because I personally cannot abide flour lumps in…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER IRISH ON

Today I finally did something I’ve been meaning to do for a long time. I made us some Irish Soda Bread. Nom, nom, nom. It is so easy to make and it is so yummy.  So why don’t I make it more often? One word: Buttermilk. Who has buttermilk just hanging around in their fridge?…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS IN GRANNY SQUARE HELL

I’m looking for a project to keep my idle hands from becoming the devil’s playthings (he’s the devil, he can afford to buy his own playthings, thank you very much). I see a free crochet pattern of a lovely lap blanket (see photo above) and I am inspired to make it – only I want…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER MAD ON

Several times a year, we journey to Los Angeles to spend time with my sister Karon, Karon’s husband Bill, and their two boys. Karon and her men live in a corporate housing complex known as Oakwood. Oakwood is a great place to live – especially for the boys. Two swimming pools, tennis courts, basketball courts,…

THIS FAT OLD LADY VERSUS SHREDDED WHEAT CEREAL

I like shredded wheat cereal – especially the little bite-sized frosted kind. Yum. However, I recently learned that this breakfast can be fraught with danger – if you have to sneeze. When you eat shredded wheat cereal, unless you wash it down with a liberal dose of whatever morning beverage you prefer (in my case,…