THIS FAT OLD LADY GOES TO COSTCO

I just got my new membership to Costco. I haven’t had a membership to Costco for many years; mostly because I just don’t want to deal with the crowds. But through a program called “MyPoints” (check them out people – you get e-mails, you go to sites, you take surveys, and you accumulate points without…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER CRAFTY ON

Today for the first time, I was able to join in on the fun with a craft circle organized by a FaceBook friend.  I’ve been trying to make it for the past few months, but you know how it is sometimes – life just gets in the way. When I was about 6 or 7,…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS SAPPY

I know, I know. I haven’t posted for a bit. I was down in LA having a great time. I didn’t even take my laptop with me. I love blogging, but I love the people I was spending time with more. The trip was for a reunion. The reunion of a very special church choir…

BIRTHDAY WISHES

    Do you ever get a date stuck in your head; and you know it’s the wrong date, but your brain just won’t let go of that wrong date, and it keeps sneaking back unless you are constantly vigilant. Let’s just say, I’m not so vigilant. I called my sister Linda today. I called…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S SWEET BOOBIES

No matter how careful I am at breakfast, if I am eating pancakes or French toast or anything that I put syrup on, I can count on having a drip or two down my front. Like anybody, I sometimes have drips on my shirt front, but I always get syrup drips. I like syrup, but…

THEY DON’T KNOW THIS FAT OLD LADY

We are all bombarded with the message that everything we do on the internet is tracked and used so that we can be targeted for products that will meet our specific needs. I can live with that. I am sure there are many products of which I am totally unaware that could make my life…

THE FAT OLD LADY GOES SHOPPING

Today, I decided to do the grocery shopping on my way home from work. After being stuck in rotten traffic and witnessing all kinds of ass-holery on the roads, I was face-to-face with the realization that the same people I was just swearing at (loudly) in my car, are the same people I am now…

FAT OLD LADY vs SMART PHONES

I am considering buying a “smart” phone. I am not sure I am qualified, because this is really making me feel stupid. On the other hand, maybe I need a smart phone to look after my fat old ass. My current phone is a flip Kyocera. Sad, I know. You don’t know how long it…