Inspired by a bumper sticker I saw today – warning people that the car has a manual transmission (and thus, may roll backward); I have come up with my own version, and I think I need to get this made:
WARNING:
THIS CAR HAS A MANUAL TRANSMISSION AND I’M IN MY 70s
MY CLUTCH DON’T POP LIKE IT USED TO
ROLL BACKS ARE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED
SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 
Teri- it’s been a loooong day but you just made it feel like a su
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Teri – please ignore previous partial mrssage. Tech sruff is not being nice to my building of late. If I were you, I’d just use that one line & I think you’d sell zillions of them: My clutch don’t pop… Put it in some kind of Chas Addams- ish font. I think you’ve got a winner there.
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