Well, the lyrics anyhow.

After this past week, I think we can all use a smile (or a guffaw, depending on how you react); and I hope you will all add this to your repertoire.

To the tune of an old-time spiritual (I’m sure you can figure it out):

SWING LOW, POOR TERRI’S TITTIES
NIPPLES ARE POINTING AT THE GROUND
SWING LOW, POOR TERRI’S TITTIES
NIPPLES ARE POINTING AT THE GROUND

I TOOK OFF MY BRA, AND WHAT DID I SEE?
BOOBIES BANGIN’ ON MY KNEES
I TOOK OFF MY BRA, AND WHAT DID I SEE?
BOOBIES BANGIN’ ON MY KNEES.

You’re welcome.