All he had was a sombrero and his chile necklace, so I HAD to get him a serape.
The one I ordered from Amazon was teensy (for XL dogs my fat old lady ass).
So I got fucking clever (I do that from time to time). I bought a cheap table runner. Cut a hole for doggo’s head and instant serape.
I constantly amaze and amuse myself.
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 
TiaTerri:
esta el perro bonito por Cinco DeMayo — ola, la fiesta!
(Stay in California long enough & you, too, learn bad Spanish).
Gracias. mas 1500 dias en Duolingo, y esta el mejor yo puedo hacer! El peor!
Say what?????
Basically I said, more (than) 1500 days on Duolingo, and it’s the best I can do. The worst.