I’m sitting there with my hubby watching an episode of my favorite TV show – Ridiculous – when a commercial comes on for California, and how great and safe vacationing in California can be.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORu7H8AsSo

Okay.

This ad features two little kids and their parents by the ocean.

Okay.

Except the parents are both buried in the sand to their necks and these two adorable little tykes are headed across the sand directly to the ocean.

Um.  What? 

WTF California?

The ocean nearly put an end to this fat old lady.  Those kids don’t stand a chance!

Who thought the sight of two little kids heading into the fucking ocean while the parents are clearly incapacitated was a great image for California?

So the new motto for California is – tired of having kids – have we got the place for you!

What could possibly go wrong?