THIS FAT OLD LADY’S FAT FRIDAY – THE DIET INDUSTRY IS A BUNCH OF SNEAKY FUCKERS

Have you noticed that people don’t call weight loss plans “diets” anymore? They call them “lifestyles”. What a load. Society has slowly (oh so slowly) come to recognize more and more that diets don’t work. Diets may lead to short term weight loss, but they will fuck up your metabolism in the process, making it…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S THEATER TUESDAY – THE (MANY) ROADS NOT TAKEN

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about my “life” in the theater. When I was doing the Fischer Troupe back in Frankenmuth, Michigan, our director, Ron Kieft, once told me: “You have more talent than anyone I’ve ever met but you’ll never do anything because you have no ambition.” What could I say? He was…