Is there anything that makes you feel more stupid than trying to make your computer mouse work right, and you look down and you are holding it in the wrong direction?

You know the mouse is saying, “Lady, I’m trying here, but I just don’t know what you’re doing!”

I blame this, not on my advancing years, but on ergonomic design.

The damn thing feels the same no matter how you point it.

Also, it’s wireless – no telltale cord.

It’s not until your finger goes looking for the scroll wheel that you realize –

What the –

Fuck.