THIS FAT OLD LADY IS GETTING CHILL

My dear husband believes (and I believe him) that our refrigerator is about to go kaput.  This is not bad news to me.  I’ve been wanting a new refrigerator for some time. I was put in charge of Project Refrigerator, with the request that we have a new one in place before we leave on…

THIS FAT OLD LADY AND THE HONEST TELEMARKETER

Even though I am on the “do-not-call” list, I still get a butt load of telemarketer calls. Lately, the big one is people calling to say they are a general contractor and asking if I am planning to do any work on my home.  I just say, “No.  Thank you.  Good bye,” and hang-up.  I…

THIS FAT OLD LADY BRAGS ON HER HOME STATE

Michigan is in the news! And it’s good news – sort of. Michigan is the only state in the United States that has head lice that have not mutated and become resistant to over-the-counter treatments! Um. Whoo-hoo? Seems that head lice in a lot of states have become resistant to pyrethroids, the active ingredient in…

THIS FAT OLD LADY NEEDS A FAVOR

Could someone please have a talk with your deity of choice about the weather here in San Jose? It’s just too flipping hot. I HATE hot weather. I’m not a huge fan of cold weather, but if you are cold, you can put something more on. When it’s hot, you can only take so much…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS DUCTED

The saga of my broken bed continues. Yesterday, I went to take the old bed frame apart and prepare for 2 weeks of snoozing on the floor and trying to get my fat old lady butt up from that level each morning. Not a pleasant image, I know. So I’m looking at this boo-boo bed…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS ROUGH IN BED

  Okay – actually I’m rough on the bed. As in our bed frame broke this morning. (Happily, no cats were injured in the collapse.) Fuck. I feel like I’m teetering on the edge of a bout of depression and this is really not what I needed in my life, you know. Well, time to…

THIS FAT OLD LADY IS AMAZED, AMUSED AND APPALLED

(The neighbor’s house) The place that’s kitty-corner from our little house just sold after 1 weekend of open house. They were asking $425,000, and I’m guessing by how quick it sold, they got their asking price. Holy crap. Our place is the exact same layout. The house (like ours) is 875 square feet (not counting…