I usually do my weekly grocery shopping in the morning; used to be Wednesday morning, now it’s Friday mornings.
Except, I had last Friday off from work and I did my shopping Friday afternoon.
I thought I’d have the store to myself.
You never saw so many old farts in your life (so of course, I fit right in).
Except, these old farts are getting to the point where instead of walking – they shuffle along. Slowly. Soooooooooooo slowly. (God (TIDBI) bless ’em.)
It was like shopping in a grocery store full of Tim Conways.
(If you are too young to get the reference, just Google “Tim Conway – old man shuffle”; or better yet, go to YouTube and search for Tim Conway old man – and you’re welcome.)
I felt so young and chipper! And when I am shuffling along at some point, I hope people remember Tim Conway’s old man and have a nice chuckle too.