I give up.

Maybe FB just thinks fat OLD ladies are too much of Luddites to want to have an avatar.

Well fuck you FB.

Where’s my fucking avatar?

No, I don’t have the purple button – anywhere.

It’s not on my PC.

It’s not on my iphone.

It’s not there when I go to comments.

It’s not there when I press stickers.

It’s not there when I press smiley face – stickers.

I DON’T HAVE THE FUCKING PURPLE BUTTON.

I have read numerous articles about how to access this.

None of the instructions have worked.

I have yet to see a posting with an avatar with the “try me banner”.

Maybe that would work, but I have never seen one.

So for now, y’all will just have to go ahead and have fun without me.

It’s okay.

It doesn’t bother me.

I don’t feel left out at all.

What I do feel is:

FUCK YOU FACEBOOK.

So, here’s MY avatar!