Want to make your life just a little bit more exciting?
I didn’t. In fact exciting is something I devoutly desire to avoid.
But that didn’t stop me from wearing a skirt, no pantyhose, and discovering (as I was headed through the lobby at work) that I was wearing underwear that had some very iffy elastic at the waistline.
As it turned out, the elastic held for the whole day, but oh, the anticipation every time I had to walk from one end of the office to the other.
That’s me. Living on the edge.