THIS FAT OLD LADY LOVES EASTER

(I know, I was fucking adorable) I don’t really know why, but Easter has always been my favorite holiday. Maybe growing up in Michigan , I saw it as a harbinger of spring and the end of the (very long) winter. Easter meant getting a whole new outfit – new dress, new shoes, new coat…

THIS FAT OLD LADY’S CAT SACK IS A SUCCESS

We have a very old, totally blind black cat named Salem. Salem loves to be held. He is not a lap cat, he wants to be held up on your shoulder, like the big baby that he is. He is very old, and I feel guilty when I don’t snuggle him up. Plus, Salem is…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GOES TO COSTCO

I just got my new membership to Costco. I haven’t had a membership to Costco for many years; mostly because I just don’t want to deal with the crowds. But through a program called “MyPoints” (check them out people – you get e-mails, you go to sites, you take surveys, and you accumulate points without…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS HER CRAFTY ON

Today for the first time, I was able to join in on the fun with a craft circle organized by a FaceBook friend.  I’ve been trying to make it for the past few months, but you know how it is sometimes – life just gets in the way. When I was about 6 or 7,…

MY FAT OLD LADY BUTT KILLS ANOTHER TOILET SEAT

I am really hard on toilet seats. Since the one before last (a fairly cheap plastic one) gave up the ghost pretty quickly, we opted for a good solid wooden one. Fucker cracked today. Now every time I sit, I am in very real danger of getting my nether region pinched – painfully. So off…

MY FAT OLD ASS CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE

This fat old lady just doesn’t get it. So a corporation is enough of a “person” that it has freedom of speech rights; and apparently, for a corporation, “freedom of speech” equals putting money in candidates’ pockets. And now corporations want “freedom of religion rights” because they don’t want to offer certain mandatory health benefits…

PUT THE PEPPERS DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE PLAYGROUND

First, who is the sick fuck who put pieces of six habanero peppers in the woodchips of a school playground in Lakewood, Colorado? Second, seriously, this led to the evacuation of the school? Locking down the school would not be sufficient to keep the kids safe from habanero peppers? Makes you wonder how effective a…

TV BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’

Every now and then, I do a binge on Walking Dead through NetFlix. Usually, all the buzz over the end of the current season, gets me back to watching the old seasons on NetFlix. If you don’t want to hear any “spoilers” from Season 1, 2 or 3 of Walking Dead, just stop reading now.…

THIS FAT OLD LADY GETS SAPPY

I know, I know. I haven’t posted for a bit. I was down in LA having a great time. I didn’t even take my laptop with me. I love blogging, but I love the people I was spending time with more. The trip was for a reunion. The reunion of a very special church choir…