OMG. It’s Sunday evening. That means in less than 12 hours, I’ll be back in the office. Shit. After working from home for a couple of years, and then going to part time, I have no idea how I did this week in and week out. I also don’t know how I’m going to survive…
I loved my mother, and I still miss her years after her passing. That does not, however, mean that my mom was perfect. My mom was a person. A real person, with virtues and flaws. One thing. My mom was not a good cook. In fact, she was mostly a lousy cook. She did excel…
I am very proud of how quickly I have picked up the ukulele. I have learned a lot in just five months. However, today, one of my co-workers brought his guitar into the office. Wow. Just wow. Okay. He’s been playing for 30 years, but oh the beautiful pure sound! I don’t suppose you can…
A few months ago, the fan in my bathroom stopped working. This is a problem. Fans in bathrooms are important. Without a fan, your bathroom mirrors will stay fogged up. Your towels stay damp. And bathroom smells don’t go away. Not only is the cat box in my bathroom, but despite my assertions to the…
I sing. In fact, I’m a pretty good singer. For awhile I made my living singing, and I got that gig from singing. However, the only instrument I have ever mastered is the French Horn. It is not possible to accompany yourself singing with the French Horn. I tried piano. However, at the best of…
Want to make your life just a little bit more exciting? I didn’t. In fact exciting is something I devoutly desire to avoid. But that didn’t stop me from wearing a skirt, no pantyhose, and discovering (as I was headed through the lobby at work) that I was wearing underwear that had some very iffy…
I’ll tell you who’s the boss of me – our cats. Yes, we have cats, which means you are, from time to time, going to be hearing cat stories. Sorry. I’m still on the right side of the line of crazy cat lady, but just barely; and the cats are behind me pushing every day…
OMG. I took a day off. One stinking day. And all the lawyers in our firm lost their fucking minds. All my work e-mail is forwarded to my personal e-mail. I do this so I can be forewarned if there is an emergency at work that I need to jump on. I know, a word…
I now have my M|RI scheduled. Amazingly enough the huge HMO does have an open MRI – and not far from me. WHY this information was not known to the HMO facilities in San Jose (when the HMO facilities I am being sent to is in Santa Clara – about 10-15 miles from each other)…
Remember when you were a kid and no matter how hard you tried, you always seemed to button your jacket, sweater, shirt wrong? So you went around all day with one end higher and one end lower instead of the desired symmetry – until someone either fixed it for you or you were forced to…
Thoughts from a Fat Old Lady 