You know, sometimes (not often, God (TIDBI) knows, but sometimes) there’s nothing going on to WTF about.
So when there is nothing particularly WTF-y going on, I thought I would share some of the things that I tend to say (over and over again, because let’s face it, when you find a saying that works for you, you just hang on to it).
So here’s the first:
There are only two things that melt in the rain, shit and sugar and I’m not made entirely of either.
First, I can hear my dear husband telling me, “You mean dissolve, not melt.”
And no, while I acknowledge that dissolve is the more accurate description, I like melt. That’s the word that works for me and I’m sticking to it. Sorry, honey. But you can say it anyway that works for you.
I use this whenever it is raining and people are just soooooooo worried about getting a little (or even a lot) wet.
It’s just water, y’all. If you were really that concerned, you would have brought an umbrella (or at least had one close at hand, like my husband does, because he’s one of those always prepared kind of people – which I, admittedly, am not; but then I’m someone who will tell you .. only two things melt in the rain …).